I love Diablo. I remember this first time I ever played Diablo. Burger King had a promotion with their set meals. With every set meal, consumers were give a CD with several game demos on it. Diablo was one of the games offered.
I installed it and was blown away. I bought the game the following week.
When I was 17 I played Diablo 2 on DIAL-UP. That’s how much I love Diablo.
As you may imagine, I can’t wait for Diablo 3 to come out. But I want to play a bigger role in Diablo 3. I don’t just want to play the game, I want to be the game.
Therefore, I NinjaMasterX hereby offer my services as a Diablo 3 boss.
To demonstrate my commitment, I have begun preparing for my duties as a computer game villain. As many gamers know, bosses in role-playing games (RPG) constantly drop loot (items) when they are defeated. Therefore, I too have begun dropping loot.
I have begun labelling all my possessions. I have also been practising the optimum methods of scattering my items when I am felled. So what are you waiting for? Write to Blizzard today and insist that they include me, NinjaMasterX as a Diablo 3 boss!
